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Story time bitches!

So today at work we were running low on bananas, so my manager asked me to run to Walmart to go and get some. So, I did of course. I had gotten about 8 bunches and took them over to the check out counter, the girl behind the register looked at all of the bananas and then looked at me and asked what I needed all of these for. So without missing a beat I looked her dead in the eye and said they were for my pornographic film. The look of horror over whelmed her face, and it was just perfect.

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

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glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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howonesucksafuck:

This fucking show

lost-in-briarcliff:

"i love american horror story"

"i watch it because tate and violet" "i want a boyfriend like tate"

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Denny’s, what the actual hell are you even doing 😂

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

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It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

versaceslut:

bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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