Story time bitches!
So today at work we were running low on bananas, so my manager asked me to run to Walmart to go and get some. So, I did of course. I had gotten about 8 bunches and took them over to the check out counter, the girl behind the register looked at all of the bananas and then looked at me and asked what I needed all of these for. So without missing a beat I looked her dead in the eye and said they were for my pornographic film. The look of horror over whelmed her face, and it was just perfect.