The Golden Years.

Hey guys, the names Robert and I'm here to show off the shit I like! I'm a senior in High School and live in Texas … I'm currently single so help me out would yea! (: but never less drop me an ask or a follow!

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caltoru4hoh:

emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:

frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

fucking staff, what are you even

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egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

image

there is no picture

i have no life

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pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

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Story time bitches!

So today at work we were running low on bananas, so my manager asked me to run to Walmart to go and get some. So, I did of course. I had gotten about 8 bunches and took them over to the check out counter, the girl behind the register looked at all of the bananas and then looked at me and asked what I needed all of these for. So without missing a beat I looked her dead in the eye and said they were for my pornographic film. The look of horror over whelmed her face, and it was just perfect.

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

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glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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howonesucksafuck:

This fucking show