Hey guys, the names Robert and I'm here to show off the shit I like! I'm a senior in High School and live in Texas … I'm currently single so help me out would yea! (: but never less drop me an ask or a follow!
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*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
So today at work we were running low on bananas, so my manager asked me to run to Walmart to go and get some. So, I did of course. I had gotten about 8 bunches and took them over to the check out counter, the girl behind the register looked at all of the bananas and then looked at me and asked what I needed all of these for. So without missing a beat I looked her dead in the eye and said they were for my pornographic film. The look of horror over whelmed her face, and it was just perfect.
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*